Post by James Couplin on Jan 25, 2018 11:31:46 GMT
The National Health Service, which has been around for decades, is changing to a new service, and staff are FURIOUS.
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Britain's Health Service, formerly known as the 'NHS' is being rebranded and privatised by the government. The all new 'THS' (The Health Service) will be sleeker, quicker, cheaper and smarter than the outdated model currently in place.
The new proposals detail a new, open plan design, with patients from different departments all together in one, massive department. The Passenger spoke to THS director, Luke Perkings, who told us;
"The Health Service will be a groundbreaking project. Whether you're pregnant, have the flu, or are undergoing an operation to remove an ingrown toe nail, The Health Service will have 'all in one' doctors, who are trained in all areas."
The service will use a payment system, a world first. For every medicine, injection or operation, you'll be handed a card machine, where you'll 'pay as you go'. Elderly pensioners will be able to use cheques and cash, as most of them can barely remember their PIN, let alone use a groundbreaking system.
When asked about budgeting from tax payers, Mr Perkings laughed, and proclaimed "There will be no 'tax payers budgeting', it's a case of 'if you can pay, you'll receive treatment, and if you can't, you'll be given a leaflet and sent home, as a DIY solution."
The new service will gradually be rolled out soon.
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Britain's Health Service, formerly known as the 'NHS' is being rebranded and privatised by the government. The all new 'THS' (The Health Service) will be sleeker, quicker, cheaper and smarter than the outdated model currently in place.
The new proposals detail a new, open plan design, with patients from different departments all together in one, massive department. The Passenger spoke to THS director, Luke Perkings, who told us;
"The Health Service will be a groundbreaking project. Whether you're pregnant, have the flu, or are undergoing an operation to remove an ingrown toe nail, The Health Service will have 'all in one' doctors, who are trained in all areas."
The service will use a payment system, a world first. For every medicine, injection or operation, you'll be handed a card machine, where you'll 'pay as you go'. Elderly pensioners will be able to use cheques and cash, as most of them can barely remember their PIN, let alone use a groundbreaking system.
When asked about budgeting from tax payers, Mr Perkings laughed, and proclaimed "There will be no 'tax payers budgeting', it's a case of 'if you can pay, you'll receive treatment, and if you can't, you'll be given a leaflet and sent home, as a DIY solution."
The new service will gradually be rolled out soon.