It's time to ban rolling shoes
Mar 7, 2018 14:19:50 GMT
Post by Andy Burton on Mar 7, 2018 14:19:50 GMT
"Kids are bad enough - and with those bastard shoes, they're lethal!" says Andy Burton
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My dearest wife and I were partaking in some investment in the local supermarket institute. I adjusted my position to enable me to browse the frozen meals sector of the aisle, when I noticed my cochlea was sensing a child. Immediately I adjusted my posture, in order to lecture the child and it's parent about behaviour management (my 3 children are now all members of the House Of Lords), and depicted that said child was literally flying towards myself and Deidre, my wife.
It had so called 'roller shoes' on, a disgustingly stupid invention where training shoes, usually worn by hooligans, have spherical wheels inserted onto the bottom of the shoe, in order for the child to move on the marble floor much easier and quicker. This freedom of movement outraged myself, and as the child came screaming past, I managed to grab it by the hand and push it up against a nearby clearance rack. Before I had the chance to lecture and explain my course of action, the child's mother came forthwith. I acknowledged her, but she didn't stop screaming at me. In the end, I called her a millennial and was finished with the situation. The people in this country are so arrogant.
It's time to wake up people - CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN, NOT HEARD, AND ESPECIALLY, SHOULDN'T BE SKATING IN GROCERY INSTITUTES!
My dearest wife and I were partaking in some investment in the local supermarket institute. I adjusted my position to enable me to browse the frozen meals sector of the aisle, when I noticed my cochlea was sensing a child. Immediately I adjusted my posture, in order to lecture the child and it's parent about behaviour management (my 3 children are now all members of the House Of Lords), and depicted that said child was literally flying towards myself and Deidre, my wife.
It had so called 'roller shoes' on, a disgustingly stupid invention where training shoes, usually worn by hooligans, have spherical wheels inserted onto the bottom of the shoe, in order for the child to move on the marble floor much easier and quicker. This freedom of movement outraged myself, and as the child came screaming past, I managed to grab it by the hand and push it up against a nearby clearance rack. Before I had the chance to lecture and explain my course of action, the child's mother came forthwith. I acknowledged her, but she didn't stop screaming at me. In the end, I called her a millennial and was finished with the situation. The people in this country are so arrogant.
It's time to wake up people - CHILDREN SHOULD BE SEEN, NOT HEARD, AND ESPECIALLY, SHOULDN'T BE SKATING IN GROCERY INSTITUTES!